Short Synopsis
From Fanny Merkin comes a shrewd, laugh-out-loud parody of E. L. James's bestselling Fifty Shades of Grey.

Full Synopsis
Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

"Narrator Allyson Ryan delivers with comedic excellence." ---Library Journal Audio Review

"Erotica is hard. Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it's Andrew Shaffer." ---Paul Bogaards, publicist for E. L. James

"I'm laughing as much as I was when I read the original Fifty Shades." ---Alyssa Palmer, author of Prohibited Passion

"Wickedly funny and irreverent. I laughed throughout the entire book and couldn't put it down . . . Don't miss this book." ---Laurie London, author of the Sweetblood series

"I was truly laughing out loud through more than half of this book." ---Janese Leon, ReadersConfession.com